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March-August
STOP IT. STOP MAKING ME ATTRACTED TO HUMAN GARRUS INTERNET.
wow this is the only human garrus i like
well done
mass
((have to upload as text because no read more on photos D:))
((but yes READ DRABBLE TO UNDERSTAND))
Garrus Vakarian as the turian with no name…
ReferenceI drew my space boyfriend as my old man crush!
Ooo this is really good!
AHHHH! This is TOTALLY how it would go.
Freaking fantastic.
A good talking to by ~evilsherbear
- Garrus: All right, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
- Joker: Uh... I give up.
- Garrus: Correct!
- Joker: All right big guy. What do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
- Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
- Joker: Gotta respect the classics!
- Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
- Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari councilor for help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?
- Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
- Joker: You’re shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?
- Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
- Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
- Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.
- Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating the turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
- Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
“I don’t know what ending you guys got, but mine was great.”
I laughed so hard… Lady Avali is made of awesome. I think this might have kicked me out of the depressive funk I’ve been feeling anytime I consider playing more of ME3 ;^^
anyone know the source of this image? Would love to find the artist behind this fancy tux-wearing Garrus. :>
yeah!
This is done by my good buddy Rachel! Go follow her, she is fan-fucking-tastic!
Gonna add a click through link for it 8D
YES COME TO ME
Always reblog because Garrus in a suit.
oh my glob
I rebloged this like yesterday, but I don’t even give a shit.
#garrus #mass effect #best man there is #and he has scars #ha! #I don't give a damn either #comment win
Reblog all the Garrus!
If you insist!
OK
Oh alright then
Oh for fucks sake, I haven’t even sat down to play ME yet and I already have a massive crush on what seems to be a giant, talking grasshopper. Fuck you Bioware.
reblogging this for 1. an excellent motivational gif to live your life by, and 2. the best description of garrus the lovely grasshopper vakarian ever.
Human Garrus by ghostgreen
WOW GET IN MY BED
DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN.
BONER
Reblogging because sessy Garrus and comments xD
Mon dieu~ *cloaks and sneaks off to go steal him*