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I'm just the ordinary fangirl who loves squeeing over things :) I'm a slasher. Currently it's Teen Wolf and Suits. And always will be Moonstar. Mostly, I don't tag. Deal with it or unfollow me. Sometimes NSFW(I do tag that).
Warden: He pooped in my tent Alistair…
Alistair: Ohh, but he didn’t mean it!! Please.. just let me keep him.. I’ll train him, he won’t do it anymore!
Warden: We already have a dog.
Alistair: No, YOU already have a dog.. I want one too.. and look hes so…
Warden: ….stupid?
Alistair: SSSHHH, he can hear you! And how dare! Just because he isn’t a Mabari doesn’t mean hes stupid!
Warden: ……..Is he eating his poop?
Alistair: I- …uuuhhhmmmm…. yes.. BUT you don’t know, maybe it’s good, he could be a connoisseur of unique tastes in life, I don’t know, it doesn’t mean hes stupid! …..he… hes all alone.. he doesn’t have a family… can’t we be his family? Ppppplllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee…..?
Warden: …………………………………………………………………fine.
Alistair: AH! YOU WON’T REGRET IT!!
Warden: …. Just… … teach it the difference between my tent and a bush…. ……………………and .. the difference between a bitch and my leg!!
I’ve done it. Ooh, the guilt feels so good. Set out for Zevran, ended up sucking face with Alistair in Orzammar. It’s…too…hard…not…to.
This must be Adorable Alistair Day…
My three favorite Bioware romances and how those LIs say they love you. For the full effect, you have to also listen to this while looking at Garrus.
FOR FERELDEN!!!! ヾ(＠°▽°＠)ﾉ
I MUST REBLOG MYSELF!!!!! FOR FERELDEN!!!
I want them all *grabby hands*
normally i do not post lots of gifs because my laptop is too slow to handle anything too robust, but…this needs to be reblobbled.
#bioware #dragon age #alistair #amell #duncan #mahariel #tabris #cousland #anders #origins #dragon age origins #dragon age awakening #awakening #grey warden #aeducan
- Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here
- Alistair: You think so? Do you?
- Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
- Alistair: I hesitate to wonder
- Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon
- [chuckles]
- Alistair: Really?
- Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease
- Alistair: That's disgusting!
- Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
- Alistair: I think that's private
- Oghren: Really?
- [chuckles]
- Oghren: Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open
- Alistair: Where people can SEE you?
- Oghren: Yep!
- Alistair: Wait... What are you talking about?
- Oghren: What are YOU talking about?
maybe that’s why I like Alistair, but then I liked him before knowing about these other characters… *sarcastic confused face*
